14 November 2013

There is a light and it never goes out

I've got The Smiths CD on in the car at the moment and I always have a chuckle to myself when I hear 'There is a light', as I recall this scene from the sadly no longer 'Gavin and Stacy'.


Cranial Garmin implant said...

Dave I don't think that's very funny . I have a life time guarantee but It's your life ! You're just a bit down at the moment because you thought your career was over and your world wide celebrity was finished . Nonsense ! Look on the brighter side of things . We won't have to go into that wretched forest again for a while . Let's get back to basics with the roo plus lake .
That's a great course ! I never get bored on it . Not once ! It's always a different distance every time .Keeps me on my toes . Don't you find that interesting? Just between you and me I wasn't looking forward to that Golden League 500 K relay either . How about we just give the endeavour foundation a donation ? Just remember Dave we're now a megastar on the world stage . Celebrity is bigger than mere athletic performance . Times are fleeting but celebrity is forever . Just remember who we are Dave . We're Dave McSweeney ,the global face of Garmin...... It makes me what to break out and sing .....
Some things in life are bad , they really make you mad , other things just make you swear and curse , when you're chewing on life's gristle , don't grumble just whistle and remember always look on the ...........sing after me Dave .....always look on the bright side of life ....da dah da dah dah dah da !

The Borg Queen said...

....if life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile
And dance and sing
when you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle , that's the thing
and always look on the bright side of life
Come on ! Always look on the right side of life ......

Steve said...

For life is quite absurd and death's the final word
you must always face the curtain with a bow
forget about your sin give the audience a grin
Enjoy it , it's your last chance anyhow
so always look on the bright side of death
And just before you draw Your terminal breath ......

Lucutus of Borg said...

Life's a piece of shit
When you think of it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You"ll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

Come on Dave , cheer up !
Always look on the bright side of life .....

Hieronymus said...

I mean Dave what have you got to lose
you know you come from nothing you're going back to nothing
what have you lost
nothing !
Nothing will come from nothing , you know what they say ? cheer up you old bugger
C'mon give us a grin
There you are , see, it's the end of the comments
The script is available on Garmin connect
Who do you think makes up all this rubbish
buggered if I know Dave !
But always look on the bright side of life ...da da da dah dah da ....just before you plug in Garmin connect ...da da da dah dah da ....

Anonymous said...

Light at the end of a tunnel ? Might be a train coming ! I agree you have to stay positive and keep on the bright side of the road .

David said...

Just because I'm listening to the Smiths doesn't mean I'm a manic depressive I'm probably the opposite.
I like being back on the bike now my are has got used to it :-D
I am confident the calf is on the mend.

Lisbon Times said...

The New York stock exchange rebounded on the back of a rise in Garmin shares overnight and the Vatican announced a special thanksgiving mass to celebrate the fact that the most talked about calf injury on the planet may have responded to the collective weight of global prayer . Certainly the Pope has been quick to point out that the Divine works in mysterious ways his wonders to behold and was quick to also point out that a certain arsenal striker has been a little quiet lately . Certainly fans of the GTrain can rest a little easier today knowing their hero plans a low key return to running over the next few days and has tweeted that reports of his running demise have been greatly exaggerated by mischievous third parties jealous of his world wide celebrity status .